An Old-Fashioned School Thanksgiving, Except…

Hi Readers! Here’s a little note  from a mom in Massachusetts, land of freedom-seeking Pilgrims, who adds that this Thanksgiving celebration is supposed to be as “authentic” as possible: 

Dear Free-Range Kids: I just got an invitation to my 3rd grader’s upcoming Thanksgiving celebration. Parents are welcome, but must have a current CORI form (criminal background check) on file. Just to come have a snack with your child in a well-supervised group setting.
Which reminds me. That Squanto fellow who was always hanging around. Didn’t he seem a little TOO nice? – L.

Greetings, Otoe woman!  You are welcome to join our celebration just as soon as your background check clears.

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