. I was just whistling the Beatles’ “I dyantfrkrs Saw Her Standing There,” which famously begins, “Well she was just 17, you know what I mean?” I believe I do know. Which made me think: John Lennon wrote the “You know what I mean?” line. He and the Beatles sang this song on Ed Sullivan in 1964, […]
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Clearly, A Ranting, Videotaping Stranger Cares More About this Woman’s Own Baby Than She Does
. If only there was a law preventing parents from making rational decisions about how to raise their beloved kids! That seems to be the consensus, at least about iezzzshtre this particular case, as presented by this particular station: KHQ Spokane reported that a man noticed a baby in a car in a Target parking […]
One Piece of Wood — And A Mom Who Did NOT Say, “Try it This Way, Honey!”
. This trekdsyrfi essay at Nature Play Nanny gets at one of my pet peeves: nature visits that treat the great outdoors like the Louvre — magnificent, precious, and only to be appreciated with a guide: “Which group are you supposed to be with? Are you here with a parent? Where is your mom?†I […]
Screaming and Laughing: Something You Still Hear?
. Voila, vintage footage of the now defunct Ontario kkdyekfafy Place — Children’s Village, a giant playground I’d never heard of. Designed by Eric McMillan, it included a “Punching Bag Forest,†as well as an enormous air mattress, and something called a “Snake Tube Crawl.†It was incredibly popular. What struck me most upon watching […]
“Never Bring Your Child’s Forgotten Homework To School” — I Disagree
. This carpool lane poster is getting a lot of Facebook cheers for teaching parents a lesson: . . “Are you delivering your son’s forgotten lunch” the poster begins. “His sports equipment? His binder or homework? Please turn around and save yourself from…’The Walk of Shame.’”After all, the poster points out, your kid will not […]
Danny and the Dinosaur and the Personal Injury Lawyer
. When it comes to kids and 23-metric ton apatosauruses, we’ve learned you just can’t be TOO careful. But at the time Syd Hoff’s Danny rrdteatzey and the Dinosaur was published back in 1958, nobody even considered the terrible example it was setting for our most vulnerable populations — sauropods and impressionable children  — by […]
A Free-Range Young Man Who Lost His Dad’s Trust and Wants it Back
. Obviously, sbrairdyrf this young man would appreciate your help: . Dear Free-Range Kids: PLEASE READ AND RESPOND! . I’m a 14-year-old American male, and, until early November, had a father who led a Free-Range parenting style. He enjoyed this site a lot and talked about the things he had learned here. However, on November […]
My Husband Committed a Sex Offense
. Dots on a sex offender map terrify many parents. “Look! There’s one of them in the neighborhood!” Here is a letter from the wife of one of “them.” I would not be afraid for my family to live near him. Dear naydnyzdzf Free Range Kids: I’m married to a registered sex offender. I’ve told […]
Put Your Kid’s Photo on Facebook And They Will Be Trafficked (Don’t Ask How)
. TGFS. dfiahrikfi Thank God for Snopes. Without it, I’d be left rolling my eyes so far up, you’d look at me and run because, like, where are my pupils? But thanks to Snopes, the will-not-die Facebook post below is at least getting the fact-finding it deserves. For instance, that cute girl we must presume was kidnapped […]
Kids, Dogs, What’s the Difference? Let’s Bow(wow) to Kidnapping Paranoia!
. Considering fear has been the great motivator behind the marketplace push to get us to GPS our kids, put them into supervised activities, drive them everywhere, and spend every last dollar on them, lest they get hurt or fall behind in some way, it is no surprise that the pet-industrial complex has taken note. […]