From the Purell e-mail blast I just got:
Your little ones are headed back to school and so are millions of germs!
I’m leaving aside all the nasty things I want to say about how we are MADE of germs and must get ACCUSTOMED to germs and when did start treating everyday life like lung surgery? But instead I will leave you with my son’s remark:
Oh, the germs took the summer off? – L.