Shiver Me School Administrators! “Pirates” Cause School Lock-out

Readers — Read it and argh, matey! Kids dressed as pirates to get free Krispy Kreme donuts on “Talk Like a Pirate Day” were spotted by some good (but crazed with fear) Samaritan in Colorado who alerted the sheriff’s office to a “suspicious group.” The authorities then had the local middle and high school put on  lockout while they investigated this scary situation. (Hmm. Police being FORCED to go to a donut shop. I’d be suspicious, too. )

Fifteen minutes later, students were allowed in to their non-Davy Jones lockers. Was the booty shared by all? That we may never know. But this is a treasure of worst-first thinking: Seeing kids dressed up like pirates and fearing for the lives of our precious children. – L

Krisps ahoy!

Krisps ahoy!

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