Hi Readers! So many folks sent in ttfirnhtbk
this story today, I present it to you in all its insanity, even though it struck me as a little too bizarre and garbled to be 100% accurate. For instance, the crazy accusations were reported to the press only by one of the accused. Ho ho hmm.
Still, Christmas is a time for stories so — enjoy. But first, keep your children safe! Lock up the candy canes! L.