Folks! Coming soon:Â the latest gadget EVERY parent (who is suffering from crippling anxiety that will only get worse if they buy things like this) will need! The “Exmobaby” is a onesie that monitors your baby’s vital signs. As its website says:
Each and every garment in the Exmobaby line includes sensor technology that monitors babyâ€™s vital signs and movement. The fully integrated capabilities built in to the clothing and apparel deliver wireless communication and evaluation of babyâ€™s condition throughout the day as well as during critical night time sleep.
Parents of newborns receive text messages (SMS) and email alerts on their mobile phones, personal computers and other devices. These show up automatically in real time as babyâ€™s movement and vital signs change. No extra or constant monitoring by parents, caregivers or relatives is needed. The Exmobaby product line does all the work.
Because how DARE you sleep through that “critical night time” without monitoring your baby as if he were in the ICU? What are you, some kind of “I Need My Sleep, Too” freak? How incredibly selfish –and, of course, DANGEROUS!!! — L