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(Pre) OCCUPIED (with terrorism)

Oh Please. “Due to Heightened Security…” Says the Stewardess

So I was flying home from L.A. last week and the flight attendant announced, “Due to heightened security, passengers in coach” — yours truly — were expressly forbidden from going to the bathroom that might be closest to us, and required to march to the back instead. Apparently, if we took a few mincing steps […]

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