Worst-First Thinking: Pet Version

Hi Readers! Yes, this is one of my “pet” topics —  the way “I care!” can morph into “No one else cares as much as I do,” which can curdle into “I’m the only one who cares enough!”  (See, for instance, “Did Being a Helicopter Parent Doom My Marriage (and Kids.”) But I also love [...]

Don’t Let a Tragedy Make Us Stupid

Hi Readers — Security guru Bruce Schneier (author of  “Liars and Outliers: Enabling the Trust That Society Needs to Thrive,”) is so right about a whole lot of things, including the fact that we should almost ignore what’s on the news when it comes to making both policy and personal decisions. Why? Because the news is [...]

Murder Rate Down, Fear Up: WHY?

Readers — Below is an excerpt from a 2011 interview with University of Toronto criminologist Scot Wortley (just sent to me), whom I now consider a genius. He is so clear and smart about why, despite Canada’s homicide rate hitting a 44-year low, most people feel LESS safe, a discrepancy that daily constantly confounds me. The [...]

Mom Sees Man in School Parking Lot, Calls 911 — “Why Did Cops Take So Long?!”

Readers — Normally I don’t reprint whole stories from sites. Bad internet etiquette. BUT this story is so strange in its entirety, here goes: Scary false alarm puts Primrose School of Barker Cypress in lockdown by Tiffany Craig / KHOU 11 News CYPRESS, Texas — A mother got quite the scare after she saw a [...]

Seattle Schools on Lockdown Because a Thief is in the Neighborhood

Readers — Just another note from the frontlines of our freaking-out country! Got this yesterday:   . Dear Free-Range Kids: I found this story, currently going on in my greater neighborhood as I type this, incredibly alarmist. A little background: I live in a nice, average neighborhood in Seattle. We have a neighborhood blog that [...]

Helicopters Hired, Oregon School Prepares for Active Shooter Drill

Readers — An Oregon high school is planning to stage the most apocalyptic shooter drill yet. According to local public NPR station, KLCC: If Elmira High school students go to school on April 27th, they’ll be in an active-shooter role play drill. This is Chris Heppel, who’s coordinating the helicopters that will fly in to [...]

“How to Protect Your Family from Social Media” — As If It’s the Flu

Hi Readers — How I love being an “online influencer.” It means I get a ton of press releases from folks seeking publicity, including one that just came in suggesting I interview a particular “social media expert”  regarding “How to Protect Your Family from Social Media.” I guess if this were a generation or two [...]

Dangerous Playground Structure Suddenly Not Dangerous

Hey Readers — You may recall this post from two weeks ago about playground equipment purchased by a Fairfax, VA, PTA from a reputable manufacturer that was installed at a local grammar school over the summer and then suddenly declared “unsafe.” Since Nov. 30 it had been wrapped up in tape of every sort — [...]

Happy Fat Choking-Hazard Tuesday!

From the Brave New World of Fearing Everything (probably including lawsuits), as sent to us by Judy in Warrington, PA: . Dear Free-Range Kids: Today at Wegman’s, I was unable to purchase a King’s Cake (Fat Tuesday tradition) with the lucky  baby trinket hidden inside.  It seems it is now a choking hazard, even though [...]

Warning! 50-ish Woman Seen Offering Ride to Kids!

Dateline: Montreal — and talk about scary: A middle-aged woman was seen offering a 13-year-old girl a lift. But wait! It gets worse. Possibly the SAME woman also recently offered a ride to a 10-year-old.  Can you believe it? How brazen! As if she’s just some nice lady and it’s cold outside!  She didn’t drag the [...]

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