Voila akhkyatrth a wonderful sign and wonderful way to ring in a New Year! Sent to us by a guy named Marty: . . In case you couldn’t read the sign, some highlights are: Let’s work together to help and support each other. We all share this world together. Let’s make the words below important […]
Archive | 2016
Boy, 5, Accidentally Walks to School on a Saturday Morning, While Dad Sleeps In. Cops Come Calling
A 5-year-old in Berwick, Pennsylvania, woke his dad up early on a Saturday morning and said it was time to go to school. Daddy told him no, hon, it’s Saturday—no school!—and went back to sleep. Now the dad, Jeffry Wagner, is facing child endangerment charges. Unbeknownst to him, his son continued to get ready for […]
Bill Would Ban Adults Without Kids from Playgrounds
A City Councilman in Los Angeles, Mitch O’Farrell, has proposed a bill to keep playgrounds “free of creepy activity” by not allowing anyone unaccompanied by kids to enter one. Shamefully, that is already the rule here in my burg, New York City. This has lead to the ztseibnztf arrest of two women who dared to […]
Bill Would Cap Jail Time for 18-Year-Olds Who Have Consensual Sex with Other Teens at “Just” 5 Years
It is a measure of how insane our sex offender laws have become, to announce that this dskhedrkkn proposed bill in Montana is a RELIEF! Senate Bill 26 Â would prevent 18-year-olds who have provably CONSENSUAL sex with another teen under the age of consent (younger than 16, but at least age 14) from having to […]
A Squirrel Attack and What’s Wrong with America
. A squirrel chomped the leg of a senior citizen sitting on the porch of a retirement home in Deltona. WESH diiihhyyzb TV reports that the victim ran inside, furry felon still attached, whereupon it bit three more seniors. This is terrible. (Especially for a squirrel fanatic like me. One bad squirrel does not a […]
Ho, Ho, Holy Overbearing Helicopter Culture!
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah! Go back to having fun! But if you want a quick break, here’s zaddffkfaz a 3-minute clip of me on the Kennedy show on Fox Business a few days ago. I wish I could figure out the embed code (if anyone can, please send), but since I can’t, just click […]
“I Can’t Believe You Took Your Eyes Off Your Kid at the Mall. That is Bad Parenting!”
Ah, the joy of telling a parent that YOU care so more than THEY do about their own kid. Nothing like that glimmering, shimmering sense of vengeance, hate and saintliness. It is with such an encounter that this hfarsrfknf wonderful piece by Bruce Grierson in Canada’s “Walrus” (it’s like their New Yorker) begins: Colette Anderson […]
The “Duh!” Way to Get Kids Walking to School
Maybe the answer to, “How can we get kids back to walking to school?” is, “Um…suggest it?” That’s rtyenkftfs what St. Raphael Catholic School in Toronto did. The student-run Heath Action Team pushed for kids at the K-8 school to start walking. They held a why-it’s-good-to-walk assembly, they organized official walk-to-school days on the last Friday […]
THE TOP 10 WORST FREE-RANGE MOMENTS OF 2016 (Well…the Top 11, actually.)
It tdzsrhsbsf was the year of Pokemon Panic—any toy that gets kids outside must be stopped! —and the year a Florida school cancelled its “Powder Puff†all-girl football game (suggesting the girls bob for apples instead). It was the year that we saw the first academic study of bouncy house temperatures—â€something that no one had […]
Actual Police Advice: “Never Answer Door for Someone You Don’t Know. Call 911”
Wondering how to stay safe this terrifying beaykfyskk happy holiday season? Here are some actual tips from the police of Fishers, Indiana. Fishers, by the way, was named the #1 city for families by The Learning Channel. (Maybe because they’re too scared to go outside, so they’re inside watching…the Learning Channel?) It was also named […]