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    “Do Not Glue Doormat to Porous Surfaces, Such as Pregnant Women”

    January 3, 2013
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    First fun of the day: Over at Overlawyered.com, iterdikadh
    there’s a doormat you will LOVE. Wish I had written these warnings, including, “Do not taunt mat.” Check it out here! – L.

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    Woman teaches bad doormat a lesson

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    5 Comments

    1. gap.runner on January 3, 2013 11:25 am

      Too funny!

    2. Peranting on January 3, 2013 11:37 am

      Awesome!

      It’s not quite the same thing, but the FAQ on the Powerball lottery site is similarly hilarious.

      http://www.powerball.com/pb_contact.asp

      IS THERE A SECRET TO IMPROVE YOUR CHANCE OF WINNING POWERBALL?
      Yes. There is a way to improve your chance of winning the dual-drum games (Powerball, Mega-Millions, Hot Lotto, and Wild Card). But you have to promise to keep the secret — called THE BIG SECRET TO WINNING POWERBALL — between you and me.

      First, we need to cover some things that don’t work. Swinging a live chicken above your head while wishing for the future numbers does NOT work. There is no improvement to be had by swinging a dead chicken.

    3. Kenzal on January 3, 2013 11:48 am

      These are great, though much of it was adapted from an old SNL spoof ad (Happy Fun Ball: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/happy-fun-ball/229058/ ).

    4. spiderlady on January 3, 2013 11:57 am

      My response? “It’s my mat, and I’ll taunt it if I want to!!” LOL!

    5. AW13 on January 3, 2013 10:17 pm

      @Kenzal: You beat me to it! Happy Fun Ball was the first thing I thought of while reading this 🙂

      “Happy Fun Ball is filled with a glowing substance that fell to the Earth, presumably from outer space…”

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