Hi Readers — Just because it’s an outrage kind of day, here’s another: A woman was detained at the Canadian border because she was bringing in a Kinder Surprise Egg. You know — the chocolate candy with a prize inside. The problem? That prize presents a choking hazard!
The BIGGER problem? A law equating candy with crystal meth! Of COURSE there is a prize inside. That is why people BUY them. Â The adults know it’s there. The KIDS know it’s there. That is why the word “KINDER” as in “KINDERGARTEN” is featured rather prominently in the candy’s name. What next? A ban on Cracker Jacks? After all, kids COULD think the prize was a piece of popcorn!
Anyway, I automatically knew I’d love this story because it uses the word “kerfuffle” in the first graph. So betsiknizb
here it is! Have a kerfuffle-free day! L.