This is just too weird: Maine passed a law, about to take effect, that forbids stores from allowing any “child” to witness a wine, beer orÂ liquor tasting. According to this baryyrrszd
piece Â on the Maine Public Broadcasting Website:
…as of September 12th, the law will add new restrictions, designed to assure that wine tastings are conducted in a manner that “precludes the possibility of observation by children.”Â Hudson [a wine shop owner] says she was unclear what that meant, so she asked a liquor inspector whether she could simply draw the blinds over her doors and windows during a wine tasting.
She says initially she was told no, as an under-aged passerby still might be able to catch a glimpse.Â “If a door opened, even though there was a blind on the door, if a door opened in such a way that a child walking by — and a child is defined as someone under 15 — would be walking by and happened to glance in, they might be able to look into the store at that moment when the door is open and see an adult with a glass of wine in their hand.”
Imagine the life-long trauma of that!
Then it turns out the sponsor of the bill didn’t intend this to be the case — he only wanted to prevent kids from witnessing beer and liquor tastings in GROCERIES.
Like, uh, that makes more sense? No one under age 15 should see an adult taking a sip of alcohol? Because we elected the Taliban, fair and square?
I guess this guy assumes kids shouldn’tÂ pass any bars, either. Or turn on the TV. OrÂ read, I don’t know, Dickens? Shakespeare? Or the Illiad? Unless, that is, now it takes placeÂ on theÂ grapejuice-dark sea…Â Â Â Â — Lenore