. This Buick ad is airing on the Olympics. It’s about a tracker for kids old enough to drive (the Buick). It shows a mom and dad realizing that their at-least-16-year-old daughter has parked on Lover’s Lane. Yikes! As the Taliban would say: Let us stop this whoring spawn of Satan! But, being Americans, they […]
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Track or Treat! This Halloween, Treat Your Kid Like a Felon!
October 22, 2015
. Halloween szrdehshit is the ultimate Free-Range holiday — the one day of the year kids are Â encouraged to go out in the world, on their own, and make things happen. They: *Dress up like adults (or at least not like the kids they are) *Take to the streets *Interact with strangers. Repeatedly! *Work and […]
Track Your Child Like a Felon!
May 21, 2014
Readers — Of course there are a ton of child-GPSing devices out there now, to the point where letting a child simply step outside without one may soon become a federal offense. This ikdhedtidy adÂ just struck me as rock bottom. It’sÂ like a film strip for a first grader who happens to be a mom. Anyway, […]