. All hail The Onion and it’s “Today Now” show! As the host notes of this story, “It’s the moment that every parent with a 20-foot long snake fears most, and one you can’t possibly predict.” (Sorry about the 30-sec ad before it…which I don’t even understand): . . .
![Grieving Mom Warns: “This Could Happen to Any Family with a 300-Pound Pet Python” Little Jack Shaw and his pet python.](https://www.freerangekids.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/python-184x138.png)