all-knowing meets all-fearing:
Dear Free-Range Kids: Facebook is now aware that I have a newborn, and my targeted ads are full of products to make my kid more “safe” including a GPS tag and this magnet that is supposed to keep my kid from being hit by a car in a parking lot by enticing him to stand with his hand up against the vehicle like he was participating in a stop-and-frisk – Allison Huebert
Lenore here: There really should be a welcome page:
Congratulations on your new, incredibly vulnerable bundle of joy and welcome to the World of Worry! We will be stalking you from now until, well, forever. Enjoy parenting, the most dangerous and potentially devastating activity on earth.
Yours, The Child Safety Industrial Complex