God Makes Fun of Zero Tolerance

Love it

As aseyezshyt
one meme forum added: “Counselors will be available for all traumatized students.” Phew!



20 Responses to God Makes Fun of Zero Tolerance

  1. Katie March 9, 2013 at 8:21 pm #

    That’s awesome.

  2. Emily March 9, 2013 at 8:37 pm #


  3. Amy March 9, 2013 at 9:14 pm #

    Love it!

  4. Jenna K. March 9, 2013 at 9:30 pm #

    Ha ha ha! That’s awesome!

  5. Jynet March 9, 2013 at 10:52 pm #


  6. Donald March 9, 2013 at 11:12 pm #

    It’s a good thing it didn’t rain. The school would call a lock down from the machine gun assault!

  7. Highwayman March 10, 2013 at 3:34 am #

    How can it be a “gun assault of any kind? Said cloud would be dropping ‘bullets’, not shooting them.

  8. hineata March 10, 2013 at 4:38 am #

    Brilliant! Though thank the good Lord it wasn’t a mushroomed shaped cloud – school might have been suspended permanently, LOL!

  9. Michael March 10, 2013 at 11:37 am #

    I think it is clear to all now that something must definitely be done to outlaw all clouds. We simply cannot expose our children to this menace any longer. Where are our politicians now?

  10. Emily March 10, 2013 at 11:42 am #

    But, God has already been expelled from school…….

  11. M March 10, 2013 at 1:06 pm #

    They did a lock down first. The thunder was mistaken for gun shots.

  12. Peter March 10, 2013 at 3:49 pm #

    I assume it’s Photoshop. Still funny.

    Actually, considering the trouble that the Washington Redskins are perennially in for their name, I’m waiting for someone to get offended by their use of the “Pistol Offense.”

  13. pentamom March 10, 2013 at 4:11 pm #

    Peter, the Washington Wizards isn’t the Washington Bullets anymore for precisely that reason.

  14. Cheryle Losey March 10, 2013 at 6:05 pm #

    It is so sad to see/hear how crazy this world is becoming. I often wonder how in the world I managed to grow up in such an “unsafe world.”

  15. Michele March 10, 2013 at 9:54 pm #

    That is hilarious.

  16. Peter March 11, 2013 at 1:15 am #

    Peter, the Washington Wizards isn’t the Washington Bullets anymore for precisely that reason.

    Really? I’d never heard that before. But I don’t pay attention to basketball. Heck, I keep having to ask my office-mate how the Lakers and Clippers are doing.

    In their defense, though, according to Wikipedia, it was the owner who decided to do it himself.

  17. Andrew March 11, 2013 at 8:50 am #

    If it’s real, you gotta love God’s sense of humor.

  18. Brian March 11, 2013 at 9:33 am #

    Hence why we have to keep god out of our schools

  19. pentamom March 11, 2013 at 12:49 pm #

    True, Peter, that is rather better than it being a result of outside pressure. Still, the idea that you have to change the name of a basketball team that indicates “fast moving and powerful” because people think the word “bullet” is dangerous is of a piece with the whole “guns are bad so making pictures of them or talking about them is bad” mentality. Whatever you think about whether guns are “bad” in themselves or not, it does not follow that positive harm comes from words or pictures about them.

  20. Stacey March 11, 2013 at 3:52 pm #

    God said “well if i bring a gun-shaped object to school, there’s virtually nothing they can do about it. okay, maybe they can ban the bible, but let’s see them try to ban CLOUDS”