13 Responses to Prescription-Strength Nature: Is It Right for You?

  1. BL April 10, 2016 at 10:03 am #

    But what about athletes? It sounds like nature is a performance-enhancing substance. That would be doping, which is cheating.

    I suppose they could get Therapeutic Use Exemptions.

  2. Powers April 10, 2016 at 11:44 am #

    I have a bad reaction to nature. I’ve never been able to take it.

  3. Diana April 10, 2016 at 1:29 pm #

    Don’t fence me in…

  4. Roco Ruthersford April 10, 2016 at 3:45 pm #

    Maybe it’s just best to stay inside your home as much as possible since the very act of walking outside your front door is crime-these days.

  5. Dean Whinery April 10, 2016 at 5:54 pm #

    This goes hand-in-hand, I think, with the book, Last Child in the Woods.

  6. James Pollock April 10, 2016 at 7:11 pm #

    For topical use only, may be harmful or fatal if swallowed. Discontinue use if rash persists.

    Before taking Nature, ask your doctor if your heart is strong enough for Nature. Seek immediate medical attention if you have the symptoms of a stroke or heart attack.

    Serious side effects include snakebite and mauling by a bear, but these occurrences were rare. More common side effects include hayfever, poison ivy, and small children screaming “ewwww!” when they realize they’ve just stepped on a slug, barefoot.

    Do not consume excessive alcohol if you are taking Nature.

  7. Vaughan Evans April 10, 2016 at 8:13 pm #

    I live in Vancouver.
    I am starting a group for adults who like children’s games
    Anyone who wans to join can send their name and e-mail address to:

    Mr. Evans
    NOTE: I live in Vancouver, Canada

  8. kim April 10, 2016 at 10:37 pm #

    This is a great ad. Very funny.

  9. jen April 11, 2016 at 8:22 am #

    Kudos where due — great post James. 🙂

  10. MichaelF April 11, 2016 at 9:04 am #

    “Serious side effects include snakebite and mauling by a bear”

    These still sound better some of the side effects I hear about from prescription drugs!!

  11. lollipoplover April 11, 2016 at 10:32 am #

    “Studies have shown that Nature can save you from your neutered existence.”

    Love these ads and wish they were actually had air time.

    And only James could write a black box warning for Nature. Well done.

  12. Playground Professionals April 11, 2016 at 2:58 pm #

    I love it! I get a chuckle watching this every time I see it!

  13. Harrow April 13, 2016 at 9:09 pm #

    This here “Nature” sounds like a vary dangerous powerful substance. Simply requiring a perscription is not gonna be enough to Protect the Children! Congress must act immediately to plase “Nature” on the schedule of restricted drugs. So’s we can get started bustin hippies’ heads fer usin it.