Playing off of yesterday’s zeedknattd
post, about a trial lawyer who annually releases a laughably litigious TOP 10 DANGEROUS TOY LIST, which some of the media still treat as legit, here’s our Free-Range Kids contest:
Come up with a product warning that a nervous company might put on a ball. Any kind of ball.Â
Winner gets a copy of Free-Range Kids, the book, signed by me.
Deadline for entries is the 5 p.m. Eastern Time, next Weds, Nov. 23, the day before Thanksgiving. In case of similar entries, first one posted wins.
And remember: Type carefully! Your fingers are precious! – Â L