Readers — The Onion gets it. They always do: EVERY PARENT’S WORST NIGHTMARE IS LOSING A CHILD TO GORCHUL, THE DARK SORCERER OF TIME As a parent, worrying is second nature. You’re constantly afraid that something could go wrong. Your child could get sick, or get in an accident, or even just not fit in […]
![Parents, Kids, Love, Fear, Abductions, Depravity and (Of Course) The Onion I hate it when kids get abducted this way.](https://www.freerangekids.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kidnap-child-184x138.jpg)