Readers — I love this efasrtsiba post by a gal named Karen Perry who came up with this great modern-day challenge after thinking back and realizing: I don’t have ANY memories of my mom ever stepping foot in the park let alone laying down a blanket with a variety of snacks for me to nibble […]
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Mom Arrested for Breastfeeding After Drinking Alcohol in a Restaurant
Folks redtikzsba — As odd as this WABC story is — and it’s a doozy — the truly oddest part is that it took place, literally, in “Toad Suck” Arkansas. An Arkansas woman was charged with endangering the welfare of her child for breastfeeding after drinking alcohol in a restaurant. The charge was dropped last […]
Man Thrown in Psych Hospital for Giving Money to Strangers
Yes, it seems to be true, though the facts are a little confusing (as this bhhbkbrttz TV story suggests):  A man named Richard Wright was giving out money to strangers and telling them to “Thank God!” if they actually needed the cash, or pass it along if they didn’t. For this he seems to have been […]
Greatest Indoor Playground “Yelp” Review Ever
Readers yysedbydfh — This Yelp review of an indoor playground was sent to us by the guy who wrote it, who felt a little guilty, because his kids had been guests at a party there. So he requested I not include his name or the playspace’s. – L. YELP REVIEW:  Are you a helicopter parent […]
“No Child Under 7th Grade Shall Get On or Off School Bus Without a Guardian” – Proposed Law
Readers — This just in: Dear Free-Range Kids: Just wanted to bring your attention to this bill proposed in the Rhode Island legislature. Here’s what I posted on my FB wall: Attention all parents: Here’s a bill proposed by reps Williams, Edwards, O’Brien, Messier, and Slater. They don’t think your children are safe enough and […]
Attn. Ben Sherwood, Jeff Zucker, Joshua Sapan & Other TV Execs: My Reality Show Needs a Home!
Folks — Below is a 1-minute taste of the 13-part reality show I host, “World’s knnsfeynkb Worst Mom.” It’s like The Supernanny, except instead of dealing with out-of-control KIDS I deal with PARENTS and their out-of-control worries — like the mom who would only let her son stand on his skateboard on the lawn and […]
Mom Arrested for Not Signing School Sign-In Book
Readers — Here to help you start your day with a little scream (beats coffee!) comes this story from bbdsntsrnh KMOV in St. Louis, MO.  Apparently, last week, the mom of a special needs son got a “frantic” call from his teacher. She rushed to the school, got buzzed in and ran to his classroom, committing a […]
My 10-y.o. Wants to Walk to School, But…
Dear btknenftir Free-Range Kids: I am a professional woman who became a stay at home mother to a 10-year-old boy. I would describe him as very bright, highly energetic and reasonable. Here is my dilemma: We live in a city of about 50,000 in North NJ. He has recently made it very clear that he wants […]
When 616 People Don’t Stop to Help a “Lost” Child
Readers — Here’s an aantbbrhfb experiment carried out in London: A TV station had two little girls, 5 and 7, take turns looking lost in a large shopping center. Only one retiree stopped to ask if the child was okay. Now, I don’t think that means every human who passed by the kids was […]
A Pastor With Teen Porn? Yes. And I Mourn His Death
 Dear nebbentesy Readers — A few of you sent this sad notice in yesterday. It came from USA FAIR — “Families Advocating an Intelligent Registry” — a group trying to reform our sex offender laws that are too encompassing to be fair or effective. (You can get on the sex offender registry for peeing in public, […]