From my son Morry, from America’s favorite news source: WASHINGTON—Challenging commonly held misperceptions, the U.S. Department of Justice published a report this week revealing that the vast majority of UFO abductions are perpetrated by aliens a person knows rather than extraterrestrials unfamiliar to victims. “The popular notion of UFO abductions is of a person being beamed up into the sky by strange, hostile beings from Sirius or Andromeda, but the reality is that most of these abductions are committed by an extraterrestrial acquaintance the victim trusts and feels comfortable around,” DOJ spokesman Devin Shane said. Isn’t that what we’ve been…
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From my mailbox: Dear Free-Range Kids: I’ve been living outside of the US for about 10 years now and am shocked at the increasing persecution of parents back home. We live in Switzerland and have a child about to enter Kindergarten. Funny thing is, the parents have been instructed that they can walk the child to class for the first two weeks but after that, the child needs to go on his or her own – how else will they learn to become self-sufficient?! In line with that thinking, the neighborhoods take responsibility for the children -…
Readers — This gets my goat! Dear Free-Range Kids: A friend of mine is looking for a pool where she can take 3 kids (age 4mos, 3yo, 5.5yo). The 5yo has just gotten confident in jumping from the edge, swimming to the side, hauling herself out, and doing it all over again (the swim lessons are working). The infant can’t even sit up by herself. The middle child is of the kamikaze sort.Well, with the increasing skills, the crew is outgrowing the local wading pools (depth of 1 1/2 feet, size of a NY kitchen).She’s polling FB friends: “Where…
The Sex Offender List was created and then made public with the goal of keeping kids safe. Not only has it had no effect on child safety whatsoever (see this study, and this article), it has bloated to include all sorts of “offenders” who do not and never did pose a threat to children. Here’s a letter I just got from the wife of one registrant: My name is Carrie. My husband is on the registry because at age 20 he hooked up with a co-worker that he believed to be 18. After he broke it off with her,…
Readers — I hope this strikes you as cruel and unusual (not the mom — the authorities): WJBF-TV ABC 6 Augusta-Aiken News, Weather, Sports\ As the anchor reports: “A North Augusta mother is in jail after witnesses say she left her nine-year-old daughter at a nearby park, for hours at a time.” And as I wrote at Reason: Hours at a time? During the summer. Gosh! That certain sounds normal and fun like a reason to throw a mom in jail — and place the child into state custody. Here are the facts. Read the rest here! …
Readers — The folks at Playworld Systems, makers of playground equipment, not only made this elegiac video about saving outdoor free play, they’re also keen on reminding us all about the importance of early childhood play. Me too, for a variety of reasons, including one you don’t hear that much about: How early childhood play can be eerily predictive of who we become as adults. Example? Here’s what one middle-aged woman remembered about the games she played in childhood: “We had all kinds of games, playing hard every day after school, every weekend, and from dawn until our parents made…
Here are two stories sent in by a reader across the pond named James. The first illustrates how if someone bad happens to any child anywhere ever, we should ALL hear about it! And be warned! Even if it happened once in a million trillion times: PARENTS are being warned to be cautious over the latest craze of loom bands. The warning comes as a seven-year-old boy was left temporarily blind in one eye by one of the brightly coloured plastic bands. And other children have alarmed parents by wrapping them so tightly they have cut off circulation to fingers.…
Readers — Trust me. This is one to share. it’s by Jennifer Newlin, at Clickhole.com: I Lost My Child In The Grocery Store And Every Parent Should Know How That Feels Parents: Read this. On Thursday evening, I was with my 4-year-old son, Jacob, at the supermarket. He was tagging along beside the cart. When we reached the salad bar, I turned away for maybe 10 seconds in order to gather ingredients. When I turned back, Jacob was gone. Nowhere to be seen. If you’ve never had kids, you couldn’t possibly understand the sheer euphoria I felt in that moment.…
Readers — This “incident” took place the other afternoon on Prince Edward Island, Canada. A bus from the Red Cross swim program arrived a little early to the bus stop (the local school parking lot), so the driver dropping off a brother and sister, 7 and 9, told them to wait in the shade. And then — gasp — he anbnhezink left them alone. Their parents, Nicole and Martin Rogers, arrived not 10 minutes later and were livid: “I was scared,” Rodgers said in an interview on Wednesday. “I’ve never been so scared and so mad at the same time…
Readers, the prosecution knows when to let it go. (Yes, yes.) According to the Associated Press: Police and prosecutors faced a wave of criticism following news media reports that they had obtained a warrant to take photos of the teen’s erect penis. Police wanted the pictures to compare against photos he is accused of sending to his 15-year-old girlfriend at the time. On Thursday, Manassas Police Lt. Brian Larkin said the Police Department will not proceed with the plan to take the pictures and will let a search warrant authorizing the photos to expire. I’m sure the teen’s guardian is…