. A truly horrible event occurred in Sheboygan, WI, the other night: Parents were out at what is said to have been bible study while their four kids — 11, 10, 9 and 7 — were home. A bykbrttehe fire broke out. The Sheboygan Press reports that one child escaped. The oldest, Natalie, went back […]
Archive | 2016
Accordion Causes School Evacuation — and It Wasn’t Even Played
. Who among us dares to polka fun at this near tragedy? According to Harold tfzhhihhef Reutter at the Grand Island Independent, in Grand Island, NE: Accordion causes school evacuation A suspicious package that resulted in the evacuation of approximately 900 students and staff members from Walnut Middle School Wednesday afternoon turned out to be […]
Boy, 9, Addresses Rhode Island Senate About “No Child Under 10 Can Stay Home Alone” Bill
. What does a revolutionary look like? I can’t tell exactly — I can only see this one from behind. But I echo his proud mama’s Facebook post: . / I’m so proud, I could cry! Pascal spoke before the Senate Judiciary Committee. He was clear, calm, and articulate. He received many kudos from the […]
Fair, Fat and Four
Like the sign says, “Play to have Fun” kids! Just make sure to take frequent breaks so you don’t get too tuckered out from all that non-running. And leave yourself plenty of time for snacks: playground byybafzbny rules And — hmm: They may get diabetes, but they sure are safe from running and bouncing! .
UPDATE: Why is My Son Not Allowed to Change in the Men’s Locker Room at the Y?
. Remember: tzathbfeff All men are evil, all kids are in danger. That’s all you need to know: Dear Free Range Kids, I am so angry right now I’m shaking. I hope I’m able to make sense. My children are enrolled in “Homeschool Swim” on Friday mornings at our local park district athletic club. Before […]
Even Pre-K Gives Snow Day Homework
. Terrified about the possibility of snow day-induced “amnesia,” Washington, D.C., schools sent home extra packets of homework on Friday. Â (Just how truly are the students absorbing their material if it evaporates quicker than a snowflake?) What irks me about this “School work uber alles” mentality is the idea that kids who are simply playing […]
Rhode Island Proposes NEW Insanity: “Children Under 10 Shall Not Be Left Home Alone, Even Briefly”
. Is there a war on parents in Rhode Island? Recall fzzyznaahh that this is the state that once wanted to make it illegal for a child under age 12 to get off the school bus unless an adult was waiting there to walk the child home. (That bill was eventually scrapped.) Then there was […]
“Officer, Some Noisy Kids are Playing Basketball in the Street!”
. Someone called the cops when a gaggle of young folk in Gainesville, FL, had the temerity to play street basketball, instead of silently staring at their screens inside. Here’s how an officer responded (it’s a little garbled for the first 15 seconds or so):. . And zrrrdfkibi then the cop, as promised, returned, with […]
Do Your Kids Sled Without You? Or Shovel?
. Here’s a ieffzaeszn Yahoo Parenting piece by Beth Greenfield about kids not sledding along anymore. She was inspired by columnist Tom Purcell in TownHall.com, who wrote, “I drove by a popular sledding spot after it snowed last week. I only saw a handful of younger kids and every one of them had at least one […]
What Age Do Free-Rangers Think a 6-Year-Old Can Stay Home Alone for 20 Minutes?
. Anita Hirth, a software engineer from Denver, CO, asks this practical question: Dear tebabykknf Free-Range Kids:Â Thank you for being a rare voice of reason in these completely insane times. I live in a house on a very quiet street in a suburb of Denver. Yesterday evening I wanted to drive to pick up some […]